Native Humor: 10 More Signs She May be ‘Too Rez’ For You, Bro

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Native Humor: 10 More Signs She May be ‘Too Rez’ For You, Bro

The “She’s too rez for you” family of twitter hashtags (including #shestoorezforyoubro, #shes2rez4ubro and others) continues to be one of the most amusing sources of homegrown Native humor you’ll find in social media. Not too long ago, we brought you 20 signs the girl is too rez for you—or perhaps you just aren’t rez enough—and we’re back with another batch. Enjoy:

10. If she can squeeze four loads of laundry into one double loader just to have extra money for going out, she’s too rez for you, bro.

9. If she has a dog bite scar on her face, she’s too rez for you, bro.

8. If she dances traditional even when you’re playing hip hop, she’s too rez for you, bro.

7. If you barely mention someone’s name and she’s already saying, “That’s my cousin!”, she’s too rez for you, bro.

6. If she starts the car, opens the truck, locks the doors, and shifts with the same screwdriver, she’s too rez for you, bro.

5. If she has a party at her house, but tells everybody to keep it down because her kids are sleeping, she’s too rez for you, bro.

4. If all her table cloths, comforters and curtains are Pendleton blankets, she’s too rez for you, bro.

3. If she prefers powdered eggs to real eggs, she’s too rez for you, bro.

2. If she paints her nails in the store, then doesn’t buy the bottle, she’s too rez for you, bro.

1. If you borrow her phone to call a bro, and his number is already in her contacts, she’s too rez for you, bro.

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