Native Humor: 13 Funny Tweets From Indian Country

In compiling funny tweets in Indian Country, we rated selections on a very simple criterion: did it make us laugh?

Fortunately, there are a lot of hilarious Natives out there in Twitterland.

Here are a fun list of 13 Funny Tweets From Indian Country:

I am trying to decolonize. But damn these Nike Air Max I am rockin are too dope! #NativeProblems
— Vaughn Eagle Bear (@veaglebear) June 9, 2016

Cashier: How are you doing tonight?
Me: I’m buying Monistat 7 at 2am! How could I being doing?
— Shishonia Livingston (@shishonia) June 19, 2016

Pizza place called to make sure I’m okay, I haven’t ordered pizza in a while.#diet
— Sheldon Starr (@SheldonStarr_) June 13, 2016

Jalapeño Salmon #BadPopsicleFlavors
— Marc Yaffee (@MarcYaffee) June 10, 2016

The emoji I need is not a chipmunk holding an acorn but a chipmunk holding the beating heart of its enemy.
— Elissa Washuta (@misswashuta) June 5, 2016

I can’t even hear the word “sovereignty” anymore without thinking of Dubya trying to explain tribal sovereignty. #tytlive
— Bill Wetzel (@billthebutcher2) June 22, 2016

Dated this white woman once, she said she wanted to be my Pocahontas. I broke up with her cuz I’m not a pedophile.#NativeAmerican
— NDN Dave (@braidsNshades) June 6, 2016

When making a cash deposit, make sure bills are properly marked. #indiankiller#thetruthabouthistory pic.twitter.com/q7mE1ZUQVB
— Phenocia (@phenocia) June 5, 2016

I’m starting to forget what food tasted like before they invented Sriracha sauce. Was it any good?
— Jim Ruel (@nativecomedian) May 21, 2016

Is there a way to decolonize tater tots? No. Okay. We can’t even adopt them? They’re delicious.
— Terese Marie Mailhot (@TereseMarieM) June 23, 2016

“She’s definitely missing a few tipi poles.”
— tipicreepin’humor (@tpcreepinhumor) June 15, 2016

u can lead a man to beyonce but u cant make him think
— Tommy Pico (@heyteebs) June 24, 2016

SERIOUSLY. WHEN WE GETTIN A BUFFALO EMOJI UP IN HERE.
— Sterling HWM (@MrHWM) June 5, 2016

Native Humor: 13 Funny Tweets From Indian Country
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